| I had everything planned out. Several dozen contingencies, as is per normal when it comes to making plans for the future. If this, if that, etc. Many hours of considering possibilities of things that would never realistically happen. Unfortunately, one unforeseen happenstance that I neglected to prepare for forced me to redirect my efforts into another direction, entirely.
Apparently the community college I went to; Texarkana College, is full of lazy people in the transcript department. Through no fault of my own, the people at TC were incredibly slow when it came to sending my transcript to SFA. That is, of course, if they even sent it at all, which I doubt. As a result, I did not qualify for transfer to SFA. I found it rather amusing, but no less annoying. The irony in the whole situation is that I am probably going to have to attend TC for at least another semester or two before I finally get things worked out. Ah, life is killing me.
... and to think, I was even ready to move out and live by myself in an apartment. I had even relegated living alone into a feasible possibility.
I wrote something a little while ago. Just thought I'd share it with you and see what you thought. Be forewarned, though, it is incredibly twisted. Pay close attention to the words or you may miss something.
These feet of flesh from my fleshy feats
Wrapped around human meats
Such like beef, but much more... sweet
Take the time to eat, eat, eat
Kibbles and bits from my angry fits
Chop, chop, chop them into bits
The pan is greased, and fire lit.
Slide around and sizzle, crack, spit.
Quick, must finish! Before I bleed.
Food, food, food! It's what I need.
Musn't let slip, this unique breed.
Faster, Faster! Speed, speed, speed!
Not to worry, there is a plan
Oh, how to eat with just one hand.
It's not too hard, you'll understand.
It's just a finger food in high demand.
Good night. |
